You’re heading to Thailand? Great. You read the headline with the list of things you are not supposed to do, so I guess you are
1) really obeyant and don’t want to do anything wrong, then don’t worry- you wouldn’t probably do any of these anyways; or you are 2) very rebellious, then I welcome you to my page, my dear friend! I dare you 😉 But leave out the part with elephants, please!
#1 TOUCH A MONK
Yeah, monk touching! As a guy: skip this one. As a women: Don’t you dare touch a monk! Women are dirty, unholy and tempt men into doing things that are not holy either. Just kidding, but … seriously! Just don’t touch them!