Hahaha! Yes, this works – not kidding here. A good friend from Australia taught me how to hypnotise a chicken  and this is how it works:


#1 CATCH THE CHICKEN

This might be the hardest part as those animals are really fast and you do not want to scare it too much. So this is how you do it:

Watch it a bit. Let it run around until it gets comfortable with you around. Then slowly approach it, but don’t look at it. You do not want to look suspicious! Then slowly get closer and grab it. Do not lift it up, just hold it tight and be calm- the chicken will be calm aswell.

#2 PUT IT ON THE GROUND

Its head has to be on the ground sideways. Be gentle- it has no idea what the fuck is going on.

You will need a second person for Step #3.

#3 HOLD A STICK IN FRONT OF IT

Whilst you or the other person still holds the chicken down (head has to be sideways), the other person holds a stick right in front of its eyes … until … and that’s the crucial part: its pupils widen!

This means it is focusing on the stick. Because its head is sideways on the ground it loses sense of direction and all it can see is the stick.

#4 SLOWLY MOVE THE STICK AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN

It has to be in sight for the animal. Make sure its head does not move and pull the stick (always in sight for the chicken) slowly away from it, so it can focus on it all the time.

#5 PUT THE STICK IN THE GROUND

Last one here: The stick has to be in the ground and cannot move! It will focus on it

#6 LET GO OF THE CHICKEN

Slowly. Be calm all the time and don’t move around too much. It won’t have its sense of direction back and will lie on the ground focusing on the stick until you remove it.

There you go! Chicken is hypnotised!! ✨🐔

I am dead serious this works- not kidding here. But only do it once with one chicken. We don’t want it to be traumatized hahaha.

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